To-day is the Big One's birth day. The usual pleasantries about "hope for many more" and "wishing you well" shall be dispensed with, because Our Leader only desires our worship...
Glory to the One who giveth much - stimulus, cash for clunkers, etc.
Hail to the master warlord, the Conqueror of Central and Southwest Asia!
Praise to He who straddles the continent effortlessly as he bestows his bountifullness upon the people!
Marvel at the Great One's miracles of levitation, of turning stones into bread!
And know far and wide that we praise Him for all this!
No matter how high the bodies pile, know that His will is law and thine majesty is eternal.