Right now as I write the international power elites have congregated in Virginia to determine the world's fate, and the direction of your lives, for at least the next few years.
Yes, I speak of the Bilderberg conference which occurs annually in some lush locale in Europe or America, and brings together the representatives of big business, government, royalty, and other elites where, it is claimed by them, they discuss the world's problems with a view to enlightened solutions. Ha! Enlightened my ass! Those of you who see a New World Order being established before our eyes, point your peepers here.
Some familiar names, such as Donald Rumsfeld and Paul Wolfowitz, are apparently members. There's your lyin' schemin' neoconnin' leadership right there. And you wondered whether all the evil in the world was part of a conspiracy...