It's Thursday

That lost and forgotten day of the work week.

On Monday, you wake up and groan since you know there's a long week ahead.
On Tuesday, there's still a lot of the week left to face.
Wednesday is 'hump day' (no not that kind of hump). Half the week's over - that's cause for at least a tiny bit of celebration.
Friday - TGIF! End of the week, the weekend's around the corner.

Thursday is like going on a date with your sister. It is boring to comtemplate. Thursday means, and stands for, nothing. It's just another work day. Not late enough in the week to be exciting, and not early enough to arouse great passion.

The motto of Thursday should be "So close, and yet so far."