Bloated carcasses

The financial catastrophe that is the Amerikan economy continues to hurtle headlong into the abyss as yet another round of financial darkness and attendant nationalization goes down in the halls of the elites' palaces.

And more may be yet to come.

Assets are being liquidated at fire sale prices as the rot of overconsumption and immoral debt threatens to topple the entire financial system. Amerika is reaping the epic consequences of its dissolute ways and rampant dickhead narcissism.

Get prepared for the new gourmet dishes: root salad, l'eau de fly. Unappealing, you say? But tasty to future starving millions.

Again as in past dire circumstances, I turn to words of wisdom from that source of gospel truth, Scarface:

"Remember when I told you when you first started working for me, the guys that last in this business, are the guys who fly straight. Low-key, quiet. But the guys who want it all, chicas, champagne, flash... they don't last." - Frank Lopez, Scarface